What do the elites do for fun? Illuminati pinball!

Alex Allen | The New Cultural Narrative

Need something to pass the time while you're waiting for the next blood sacrifice to start at your annual Bohemian Grove meeting? We've got just the game for you! It's Illuminati pinball; and you don't even have to be part of a secret society to enjoy it.

The issue of secret societies like the Illuminati is very important and very real. Dangerous secret societies still lurk in the darkness today and many of the top elected officials and world leaders have been linked to satanic groups, organizations, and festivals like the Bohemian grove. Radio host Alex Jones, along with cameraman Mike Hanson, even infiltrated the Bohemian Grove in July, 2000. 

Countless books, documentaries, and speeches have been composed on the subject of the Illuminati and secret societies and the influence they have in the hierarchical structures of society, particularly in global politics. 

Regardless of the proof that has been presented regarding the real danger of secret societies, however, mainstream culture continues to portray the Illuminati as a simple joke. In fact, most people today (especially in the younger generation) think of the "Illuminati" as a silly trend that has about the same significance as twerking and rubber wrist bands. 

We've seen the subtle references to the Illuminati in popular video games like Rockstar's Grand Theft Auto V as well as in movies and television shows. We've also seen the countless images and videos of mainstream artists like Beyonce and Jay Z throwing up "Illuminati hand signs," triangles, and pentagrams in their concerts and music videos. There have even been some fashion trends involving the Illuminati, like Chris Brown's black pyramid clothing line and Puma's shadow society line. Of course you can't really blame the helpless consumers who buy into these products. They are completely oblivious to what the symbols really stand for. They just think it looks cool and want to be like their friends who are wearing the same thing. 

It's quite clear that all of these mainstream references to the Illuminati have one thing in common; they make it out to be one huge joke. And what better to way to joke about the Illuminati than to play a nice game of Illuminati pinball? That's right. It really exists.

Not only does Illuminati pinball exist but there are also several variations of it. Below is a screenshot from one variation of the game that can be found on a website called dan-dare.org.

The game interface comes complete with a pyramid and all seeing eye right in the center, directly in front of what appear to be some cult members in black cloaks. Other than the appearance, the game is just like any other form of computer-based pinball.

It's funny but at the same time sickening that someone would make such a mockery of such a serious issue as the Illuminati. But as long as the average trendy gets to enjoy a little game of pinball, what's the harm ... right?